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    From: "Boa" <b...@b...wroc.pl>
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    Subject: Trochę humoru
    Date: Thu, 27 Feb 2003 17:52:15 +0100
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    Mam nadzieję, że nikt mnie nie objedzie za slownictwo puszczane na grupę....

    Pozdrr.,
    Boa.

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    List od zarzadu pewnej miedzynarodowej instytucji do polskich
    pracownikow:

    =============

    From: Headquarter



    To: All Polish Speaking Staff



    Subject: Improper Language Usage



    Importance: High



    It has been brought to our attention by several officials
    visiting our office in Poland that offensive language is commonly
    used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to
    violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to
    both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to
    the following rules:



    1.. Words like jebal to pies, kurewskie zycie, chuj and other
    such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or
    dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

    2.. You will not say jebac when someone makes a mistake, or
    pocalujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended, or
    gówno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
    derivations of the verb srac and jebac are utterly inappropriate
    and
    unacceptable
    in our environment.

    3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
    circumstances will be referred to as chujek, chuj, zajebaniec or
    debil.

    4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac nor
    will persons who lack initiative be referred to as chuj.

    5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
    referred to as pierdoly.

    6.. Do not say idz sie jebac if somebody is persistent; do not
    add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
    Furthermore, you must not say zjebalismy to (refer to item 2) nor
    Wyjebiemy sie na tym when a matter becomes excessively
    complicated.

    7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say
    pocaluj mnie w dupe nor should you ever substitute "May I help
    you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".

    8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
    industrial partners kurewski dostawca.

    9.. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant
    project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrowy
    chuj ci w dupe when your assistance is required.

    10.. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana
    swinia or kurewski debil.

    11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in
    terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy pedal.

    12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not
    say moga sobie tym podetrzec tylek! Just keep it clean and
    dispose of it properly.

    Thank you.



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