Mam nadzieję, że nikt mnie nie objedzie za slownictwo puszczane na grupę....

Pozdrr.,
Boa.

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List od zarzadu pewnej miedzynarodowej instytucji do polskich
pracownikow:

=============

From: Headquarter



To: All Polish Speaking Staff



Subject: Improper Language Usage



Importance: High



It has been brought to our attention by several officials
visiting our office in Poland that offensive language is commonly
used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to
violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to
both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to
the following rules:



1.. Words like jebal to pies, kurewskie zycie, chuj and other
such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or
dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2.. You will not say jebac when someone makes a mistake, or
pocalujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended, or
gówno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
derivations of the verb srac and jebac are utterly inappropriate
and
unacceptable
in our environment.

3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
circumstances will be referred to as chujek, chuj, zajebaniec or
debil.

4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac nor
will persons who lack initiative be referred to as chuj.

5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
referred to as pierdoly.

6.. Do not say idz sie jebac if somebody is persistent; do not
add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say zjebalismy to (refer to item 2) nor
Wyjebiemy sie na tym when a matter becomes excessively
complicated.

7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say
pocaluj mnie w dupe nor should you ever substitute "May I help
you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".

8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
industrial partners kurewski dostawca.

9.. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant
project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrowy
chuj ci w dupe when your assistance is required.

10.. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana
swinia or kurewski debil.

11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in
terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy pedal.

12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not
say moga sobie tym podetrzec tylek! Just keep it clean and
dispose of it properly.

Thank you.

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Użytkownik "Boa" <b...@b...wroc.pl> napisał w wiadomości
news:b3lfo0$hll$1@opat.biskupin.wroc.pl...
> Mam nadzieję, że nikt mnie nie objedzie za slownictwo puszczane na
grupę....

hi hi, fajne ;)

A to z kawalow "pracowniczych" ostatnio slyszalam pt. przyjmowanie do pracy
sekretarki:
W ogloszeniu podano, ze ma to by pani do lat 25, nienaganna prezencja itd i
przychodzi do firmy kandydatka- boska blondynka, nogi az do nieba, buzka-
miss swiata. Prezes rozmawia z nia mile, na koniec tradycyjne pytanie:
- a ile spodziewa sie Pani u nas zarabiac?
- 10 tys. miesiecznie
- Pani zwariowala???? u nas 6 tysiecy bierze glowny ksiegowy!!!
- To dymajcie glownego ksiegowego....

Asiek ;)

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Boa wrote:
>
> Mam nadzieję, że nikt mnie nie objedzie za slownictwo puszczane na grupę....
>
> Pozdrr.,
> Boa.
>
> ------------------------------------
>
> List od zarzadu pewnej miedzynarodowej instytucji do polskich
> pracownikow:
>
> =============
>
> From: Headquarter
>
> To: All Polish Speaking Staff
>
> Subject: Improper Language Usage
>
> Importance: High
>
> It has been brought to our attention by several officials
> visiting our office in Poland that offensive language is commonly
> used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to
> violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to
> both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to
> the following rules:
>
> 1.. Words like jebal to pies, kurewskie zycie, chuj and other
> such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or
> dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
>
> 2.. You will not say jebac when someone makes a mistake, or
> pocalujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended, or
> gówno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
> derivations of the verb srac and jebac are utterly inappropriate
> and
> unacceptable
> in our environment.
>
> 3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
> circumstances will be referred to as chujek, chuj, zajebaniec or
> debil.
>
> 4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac nor
> will persons who lack initiative be referred to as chuj.
>
> 5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
> referred to as pierdoly.
>
> 6.. Do not say idz sie jebac if somebody is persistent; do not
> add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
> Furthermore, you must not say zjebalismy to (refer to item 2) nor
> Wyjebiemy sie na tym when a matter becomes excessively
> complicated.
>
> 7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say
> pocaluj mnie w dupe nor should you ever substitute "May I help
> you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
>
> 8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
> industrial partners kurewski dostawca.
>
> 9.. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant
> project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrowy
> chuj ci w dupe when your assistance is required.
>
> 10.. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana
> swinia or kurewski debil.
>
> 11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in
> terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy pedal.
>
> 12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not
> say moga sobie tym podetrzec tylek! Just keep it clean and
> dispose of it properly.
>
> Thank you.

RRRROOOOOOOOOTTTTTTFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLL.....................
Hue, he, heeee, heeee, hiiii, hhhhuaaaaa.....
Czekaj az sie pozbieram z podlogi.....
Puszcze to kolegom z amadeusa (PS. Nigdy nie padaja tam tego typu
sformulowania), tym nie mniej tekst (o ile nie wyssany z palca) powalil
mnie na kolana i zmusil moj brzuch i okolice do znacznego zwiekszenia
czestotliwosci ruchow drgawkowych...

Czy mozesz powiedziec ktory "palant" (nie bylo w instrukcji, ze nie
mozna uzywac ;o))), wpadl na genialny pomysl stworzenia czegos takiego?
(w ktorej firmie etc...)

--
Best Regards

(-) Krzysztof Ingram

--
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Hobby Page: http://www.it-security-solutions.com
Linux User: #171437
"Smart Brains are very limited resources...
Don't waste them, be GPL !"

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> Czy mozesz powiedziec ktory "palant" (nie bylo w instrukcji, ze nie
> mozna uzywac ;o))), wpadl na genialny pomysl stworzenia czegos takiego?
> (w ktorej firmie etc...)
>

Niestety dostałem to w takiej postaci, w jakiej umieściłem na grupie...Więc
dlatego istnieje przypuszczenie, że to nieprawda...ale ROTFL jest i tak
przedni! :-))

Boa.

P.S. Netykieta twierdzi, że nieładnie jest nie przycinać cytatów ;-)) Mnie
to wisi, bom nie na modemie, ale niektórym może się to niepodobać...

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